FBI seeks pickleball victims

Counter the target on your back.

šŸšØ WE INTERRUPT YOUR DAY TO BRING YOU BREAKING RODNEY GRUBBS NEWS. šŸšØ

The home of the former owner of Pickleball Rocks ā€” the man who solicited investments from hundreds he could not repay ā€” was raided by the FBI yesterday!

If you were victimized by Grubbs or have information relevant to the federal investigation, the FBI wants to hear from you. šŸ”—Find out more.

With that out of the way ā€¦ this is one of the most exciting weeks in pickleball and weā€™re excited to tell you all about it!

Also in this issue:

  • Why heā€™s the GOAT šŸ 

  • Donā€™t be a target šŸŽÆ 

  • The worst on-court antics šŸ«¢ 

  • Why you should treat your partners better

Letā€™s cook. šŸ§‘ā€šŸ³

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HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK

Still GOATing After All These Years

Ben Johns is the benchmark other top players are measured against; the subject of countless ā€œWhoā€™s the newā€-type threads in pickleball forums online.

Heā€™s the GOAT ā€” not because heā€™s always at the top, but because heā€™s so consistently there, even after four years.

This collection of incredible singles points is just a casual reminder that Ben isnā€™t going anywhere any time soon ā€¦ or is he? Keep reading; there may be more to it this week.

POLL

What will pickleball look like in 2025? Itā€™s a question thatā€™s top-of-mind as 2024 draws to a close.

What trends in either pro or rec play will we see next year? If you have an answer, reply to this email with your thoughts.

INSTRUCTION

What to Do When You Feel Like a Bullseye

Targeting in pickleball can come off as cruel or unsportsmanlike to those being targeted. After all, the line between ā€œstrategic pressureā€ & ā€œ@$$holeryā€ is just a little too thin.

Regardless: hereā€™s how you can fight back (in the game, of course):

Donā€™t Avoid the Aggressor Entirely

Constantly dinking crosscourt to avoid a dominant player lets them dominate the middle. Mix it up by going down the line occasionally to keep them honest.

Use Speed-ups Wisely

Target your opponentā€™s weaker spots ā€” typically their backhand or paddle-side hip. When executed correctly, a speed-up sends the ball to your partner, giving them a chance to attack or reset.

Switch Roles or Stack

Swap sides with your partner temporarily. This can disrupt your opponents' rhythm & give you a new perspective.

šŸ”—Click here for the fourth tip & a visual aid from top pro Catherine Parenteau.

FEATURED STORY

A HUGE Week for Pro Pickleball

This may be the biggest week for the PPA Tour in 2024 for two reasons. Even if youā€™re not a fan of pro pickle, hear us out:

1) Itā€™s Finals Week

The PPAā€™s CIBC Finals event started Wednesday, but this isnā€™t just another tour stop.

This event features only the top point earners of 2024, meaning we're about to watch the year's best players battle it out in what will surely be one of the most closely contested events of the year.

Of the many rivalries weā€™re looking at, one of the most exciting will be Federico Staksrud vs. Ben Johns in Singles. Theyā€™ve faced off five times on Championship Sunday, with Johns winning every match. If both make it out of their pools, Sunday could bring the ultimate rematch.

šŸ”—Here are two other big storylines to watch for.

2) PPA Announces a ā€œFeederā€ League

One of the PPA Tour's taglines is that anyone can "play where the pros play." The Tour has established itself as both "the big leagues" AND a place where enthusiasts can compete.

But now, itā€™s introducing something else: The PPA Challenger Series, a slate of events offering aspiring pros (ranked outside the PPA top 20) a shot at wildcards to PPA Tour events.

Each stop brings a $10,000 prize purse, but the real prize will be climbing the leaderboard and earning a moment on the PPA Tourā€™s main stage.

šŸ”—See the list of Challenger Series stops.

PRODUCT OF THE WEEK

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DONā€™T MISS THIS

Pickleballā€™s Most Embarrassing Moments

How does that old saying go? You can't appreciate the highs of life without seeing a few lows ā€¦

We recently asked you to share with us a few of the lowest moments youā€™ve witnessed on the pickleball court.

Apart from the many, many responses detailing paddle smashes and throws, you answered with a surprisingly diverse range of antics.

ā†’ One reader who attended a pro event shared how a player dented a door in frustration when their partner didnā€™t show after a rain delay.

FROM THE COMMUNITY

Treat Your Partners Better

Couldnā€™t agree more. One of the best posts weā€™ve ever seen in our Facebook community. If youā€™re not already part of our awesome FB group of over 140k pickleball fanatics, join us here.

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